Definitions by metogood2

I just started

Overused, cliche excuse used by machine-hogging selfish gymgoers whenever asked how many more repititions/sets they have left. Usually used when they already completed a number of said repititions/sets. Totally not writing this based on real events.

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *on leg press machine, airpods in ears at full blast*
Guy 1: Yo!
Guy 2: *takes off airpods* huuuuuh!?
Guy 1: How many more sets do you have left?
Guy 2: I just started, braaaah.
Guy 1: I just... Y-you did 4 sets alre-
Guy 2: *interrupts* I just started, braaaah.

I just started by metogood2 August 7, 2026

Spatial Awareness

Something New Yorkers don't have the ability to recognize.

Crowd: *Exists*
Person: Excuse me there, yall are in my way.
Crowd: *No Response*
Person: Hey! E-excuse me? Hellooo!?
Crowd: *Still no response*
Person: Well, fuck New York City, these jackasses have no spatial awareness!

Spatial Awareness by metogood2 June 21, 2026

Big Idea

Slang for a big penis.

I have a big idea.

Big Idea by metogood2 January 8, 2026

Labubu

A demonic-looking keychain plushie accessory from East Asia. In other words; another stupid ‘kawaii’ hypebeast.

Person 1: OMG!! I just got a pink labubu keych-
Person 2: Just shut the fuck up.

Labubu by metogood2 September 3, 2025

🌹 

An erect penis. Contrary to its counterpart, ‘🥀‘, which symbolizes a flaccid penis.

Means that user is hard, or is in the moment of maintaining an erection.

Person 1: 🌹

Person 2: Same, kinda 🌹 too rn.

🌹 by metogood2 August 4, 2025

sybau 

An acronym that stands for ‘Shut Your Bitch-ass Up’ which is used by pea-brained, short-minded people who have nothing else to say. This acronym has existed for a long time on the ‘net, but gained popularity and traction on the unintelligent circle-jerk social media platform known as ‘TikTok’. Users of the site, known as a species called ‘TikTokers’ have tendencies to use this acronym a lot when in dismay during an argument, or just for no reason.

Scenario 1
Person 1: (Presents a factual, logical and real-world-based argument with proper citations and evidence) So what do you have to say to that?
Person 2: sybau
Person 1: You’re so retarded I’m not even gonna talk to you anymore.

Scenario 2
Person 1: Hey dude, cool video!

Person 2: sybau
Person 1: tf did i do?

sybau by metogood2 July 3, 2025

🥀 

Symbolizes a flaccid, limp penis, similar to its downward protruding shape. Users of this emoji use this in code to “I have erectile dysfunction”
Also used with ‘sybau’ (Shut you bitch ass up) and ‘ts pmo’ (This pisses me off)

Internet User 1: Haha! That was so funny!
Internet User 2: sybau 🥀

Internet User 1: You have a small, flaccid penis.

🥀 by metogood2 May 9, 2025