43 definitions by Obv troll is obvious

A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).

See also: Bullshit detected
Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus


Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!

by Obv troll is obvious November 27, 2020
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The incorrect spelling of the word "bulk". Often done unknowingly.
Customer: Hi, what's the bluk price of these burger patties?
Business: Do you mean bulk?
by Obv troll is obvious March 19, 2021
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A response used towards someone who undervalues a thing bestowed upon them. They obviously do not realize the value nor the perks of the thing.
Platonic boy friend: Merry Christmas!!! What did you get?
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????
by Obv troll is obvious January 4, 2021
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The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

Feds: FBI open up!
by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021
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Making a current undesirable situation much more worse, especially if the situation could have been easily avoidable.
Tim's doctor said that he had already developed lung cancer, but Tim still decided to smoke, therefore further exacerbating his condition.

Sam knew he was struggling with porn addiction, but he was also very lonely. His loneliness further exacerbated his addiction.
by Obv troll is obvious January 22, 2021
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We all know what a(n internet) troll is. It's someone who intentionally says something offensive or controversial within a forum or comment thread, just to elicit a reaction.

Unfortunately nowadays this term is often abused as an "argument stopper", where somebody calls someone a troll just because his/her viewpoint does not align with theirs, or that they refuse to believe what they said was true. That is not unwarranted per se, especially if the person unironically said something so stupid or misguided (e.g. earth is flat), but even a person with a reasonable point or who is telling the truth could be labelled a troll.
Person 1: Pineapples on pizza is the best thing in the entire world!
Person 2: Please stop trolling, thanks.
Person 1: k

Person 3: OMG I just found a $100 bill on the ground!
Person 4: No you didn't, stop trolling for attention troll.
Person 3: Wha....
by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021
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The best kinds of people in this world. If you're a birthing person, know that you're awesome!
Bertha is a birthing person who gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to a non-birthing person who fucked yo mom!
by Obv troll is obvious December 18, 2022
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