Hyposcore
When you didnt score, but hypothetically, you could have. You didnt either because you were taken, or she smelled like fish.
Hyposcore by wakexboard3r August 2, 2008
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Hypocrepublican
A trump supporter who thinks BLM protesters are dangerous anti-american rioters and looters but also thinks storming the capitol is okay. a.k.a a white supremacist hypocrite.
A bunch of Hypocrepublicans stormed the u.s. capitol on wednesday still brainwashed into thinking Donald Trump won the 2020 US election.
Hypocrepublican by PrdflS8n January 6, 2021
Hyposcrotical
Hyposcrotical by MIKECHARLIEBRAVO123 August 9, 2008
hypocreacher
Combination of hypocrite and teacher. One of the worst kinds of teachers, they like to rag on students for bad habits or mistakes, but then they make those same mistakes infront of the class. Upon their mistake being pointed out in front of the entire class, they will flip out, go on long rants about respect, and usually make the one who pointed out their mistake pay.
Fred: My new Biology teacher is amazing. He is the best.
George: Lucky, I got stuck with a hypocreacher. She is the worst
Teacher: Now remember class, a lot is spelt as two words. Some of you have been making the mistake of spelling it as one word. (mistakenly writes "alot" on the board)
Student 1:(obvisiously confused) Excuse me, didn't you say a lot is spelt as two words.
Student 2: Yeah!, you just got done telling us that.
(teacher looks at board, realizes the mistake)
Teacher:(angrily) It isn't nice to correct at teacher, it is disrespectful.......
Teacher: Now you two, you both have to write a 400 page essay on respect
George: Lucky, I got stuck with a hypocreacher. She is the worst
Teacher: Now remember class, a lot is spelt as two words. Some of you have been making the mistake of spelling it as one word. (mistakenly writes "alot" on the board)
Student 1:(obvisiously confused) Excuse me, didn't you say a lot is spelt as two words.
Student 2: Yeah!, you just got done telling us that.
(teacher looks at board, realizes the mistake)
Teacher:(angrily) It isn't nice to correct at teacher, it is disrespectful.......
Teacher: Now you two, you both have to write a 400 page essay on respect
hypocreacher by Ditter December 7, 2006
hypocreep
an extremely sexually-aggressive and overzealous boyfriend/girlfriend who has a propensity for excessive eye-flirting and generally mischievous behavior, who at the same time has the gall to get jealous when the bartender hits on his/her partner
Marco was acting like a real hypocreep when he was caught heavily flirting with a scantily clad club patron, just moments after admonishing his girlfriend Vanessa for flirting with the bartender.
hypocreep by Alex Bravo July 13, 2011
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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