Hypocrock

Hypocritical crock of nonsense. A load of untruths or falsehoods that are often accepted as common knowledge. The action of calling someone out on their hypocrock is hypocrocky.

When the teacher gave me detention for chewing gum, while chewing gum himself, I declared that it was hypocrock (noun). My classmates exclaimed, "this is hypocrocky!" (verb).

Hypocrock by Keline Pie May 15, 2018

Hypnorock 

A rock song that has some kind of hypnotic structure or melody that a mind can't easily figure out so it's always entertained by it.

Have you heard that new Smashing Pumpkins song? Pure hypnorock, dude.

Hypnorock by nickpraskaton March 28, 2022

hypocracy 

A democracy governed by hypocrites.

The British government advocates moral standards to which it does not conform. Britain's political system is therefore a hypocracy.

hypocracy by Andrew Lugton October 5, 2006

hypacrack 

a person who claims to be "sober" and takes the time, to, tell you how great it is, and how much of a loser you are for still being on drugs, and then go to the bathroom and do drugs by themselves

Meg"Joe you really need to quit using"
Joe"Meg your high right now, your such a hypacrack

hypacrack by megsjojodancer February 14, 2012

hypocrocogryph 

The ugliest woman in the nightclub.

Probably wearing a cropped top and a short skirt, neither of which should be seen on anyone with such a high bodymass index as her. Most likely owner of a "cheeky devil flicking you the finger" tattoo in some random place on body but due to the huge expanse of flesh and lack of clothing you are going to see it. You will not be sure that the stretch marks are due to her obesity or worse, she has actually had kids!

Inexplicably, seems to be going out with the thinest, weasel faced, rip off designer clad guy in the nightclub.

Always smoking

"Jesus, will you look at the nick of that hypocrocogryph?!"
"That? Oh my God, Do you have you camera phone handy? I need to show the kids what happens when you eat too many McDs!"
"Look she has a boyfriend!"
"She must of shagged him thin, either that or likes his mancumber too much"

hypocrocogryph by BrettS October 11, 2005

hypocracy 

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are liars.

When no party/President that wins the election manages to keep its/his own ideology, and instead, keeps changing it every time it/he feels like it, that's no democracy. That's hypocracy.

hypocracy by Urban_Fellow November 5, 2007

Hypocriception 

(noun) 1. a hypocritical notion within a hypocritical notion; derived from the term "hypocrisy" mixed with the title of the popular movie "inception"

Hypocriception at its finest: you are such a hypocrite about being hypocritical!

Hypocriception by #3 W#0 MU57 N07 B3 N4M3D September 19, 2011