hypocock 

a hypocrite that also happens to be a dick and or asshole at the same time.Being a hypocrite in a mean fashion.

Man my dad is a real hypocock when he yells at me for smokeing when he does.

hypocock by pendrec March 21, 2009

Hypocrock

Hypocritical crock of nonsense. A load of untruths or falsehoods that are often accepted as common knowledge. The action of calling someone out on their hypocrock is hypocrocky.

When the teacher gave me detention for chewing gum, while chewing gum himself, I declared that it was hypocrock (noun). My classmates exclaimed, "this is hypocrocky!" (verb).

Hypocrock by Keline Pie May 15, 2018