hypocrocock
hypocrocock by BrianBrianBrianBrianBrians June 24, 2021
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hypocrocogryph
The ugliest woman in the nightclub.
Probably wearing a cropped top and a short skirt, neither of which should be seen on anyone with such a high bodymass index as her. Most likely owner of a "cheeky devil flicking you the finger" tattoo in some random place on body but due to the huge expanse of flesh and lack of clothing you are going to see it. You will not be sure that the stretch marks are due to her obesity or worse, she has actually had kids!
Inexplicably, seems to be going out with the thinest, weasel faced, rip off designer clad guy in the nightclub.
Always smoking
Probably wearing a cropped top and a short skirt, neither of which should be seen on anyone with such a high bodymass index as her. Most likely owner of a "cheeky devil flicking you the finger" tattoo in some random place on body but due to the huge expanse of flesh and lack of clothing you are going to see it. You will not be sure that the stretch marks are due to her obesity or worse, she has actually had kids!
Inexplicably, seems to be going out with the thinest, weasel faced, rip off designer clad guy in the nightclub.
Always smoking
"Jesus, will you look at the nick of that hypocrocogryph?!"
"That? Oh my God, Do you have you camera phone handy? I need to show the kids what happens when you eat too many McDs!"
"Look she has a boyfriend!"
"She must of shagged him thin, either that or likes his mancumber too much"
"That? Oh my God, Do you have you camera phone handy? I need to show the kids what happens when you eat too many McDs!"
"Look she has a boyfriend!"
"She must of shagged him thin, either that or likes his mancumber too much"
hypocrocogryph by BrettS October 11, 2005
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Hypocrock
Hypocritical crock of nonsense. A load of untruths or falsehoods that are often accepted as common knowledge. The action of calling someone out on their hypocrock is hypocrocky.
When the teacher gave me detention for chewing gum, while chewing gum himself, I declared that it was hypocrock (noun). My classmates exclaimed, "this is hypocrocky!" (verb).
Hypocrock by Keline Pie May 15, 2018
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