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hypocricket 

The silence of people who voice phony selective outrage when a member of an opposing political party perform an action, but go silent when a member of their own party does the same thing.
Internet post: Where are the people calling for Hillary to be locked up for using her own email server now that Trump is doing the same thing?

No response: hypocrickets
hypocricket by sjr1170 February 14, 2017
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Hypocriception 

(noun) 1. a hypocritical notion within a hypocritical notion; derived from the term "hypocrisy" mixed with the title of the popular movie "inception"
Hypocriception at its finest: you are such a hypocrite about being hypocritical!

Hippocricket 

n. a person who is overweight and loud.
boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"
Hippocricket by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011

hypocrackemia 

1. Decreasing levels of crack in one's system.
2. Medical conditions due to decreasing levels of crack in one's system.
3. Coming down
Yo dog, my money's runnin' out & I'm gettin' hypocrackemia. I gotta score a lil' somethin' to get cracky
hypocrackemia by DeanD October 23, 2006

Hippocricket 

To chastise someone for doing something that you yourself have also done.
Ryan: Clarence don't touch her hair you know she hates that.

Clarence: You are such a hippocricket, I saw you do it not 10min ago!!
Hippocricket by Geekslady March 14, 2011

Hippocricket 

A friend or family member that goes around talking bad about you to everybody all day long all day long but when they see you they have nothing to say.
David and Ned are like best friends, and share everything with each other. Ned always hates on David when hes not around. But yesterday when Ned was talking about David, David walked in and Ned stopped talking, he is such a hippocricket....
Hippocricket by JonahWills May 29, 2022

hypocrithetical 

(adj.) Pertaining to a situation, argument, or behavior that is theoretically hypocritical or exhibits characteristics of hypocrisy in a hypothetical scenario.
(n.) A hypothetical discussion or theory that involves or explores the concept of hypocrisy.
"Their debate about environmental policies turned into a hypocrithetical argument, where both sides were accusing each other of not practicing what they preach, at least in theory."
"In our philosophy class, we had a deep hypocrithetical about whether it's hypocritical to advocate for human rights while enjoying the benefits of technologies that exploit workers in other countries."
hypocrithetical by cyberphunkisms December 23, 2023
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Example 2:
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May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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