Hypertired 

When a person is so tired, they become hyper.

Shit, did you see Johnny the other night? He was so hypertired, he did a backflip over a truck, then fell asleep on the pavement!

Hypertired by donkeypunch99 May 1, 2009

Hypertirus 

A state of mind when one is Hyper and tired. At times causing one to laugh hysterically at everything due to lack of sleep.

I love it when Tonya is hypertirus.

Hypertirus by DJTFM May 19, 2019

Hypertreifecoma or HTC 

This is a coma induced by enthusiastic eating of "treife" or non kosher food, typically in a Chinese restaurant. This is not the same as simply eating a non kosher item. In this case the large selection of "treife" encourages the sinner to taste everything, which quickly induces this dangerous condition. To date there is no cure, and palliative care including chicken soup and gefilte fish is the recommended route of treatment.

And in other news, another "Hypertreifecoma or HTC" victim tonight was found in a local Chinese restaurant... our sources report that chicken soup had to be rushed from area soup banks... more at 11 pm

Hypertreifecoma or HTC by cleansingbreath March 5, 2011

Hypertarded 

1. Defining someone who speaks quickly and is borderline retarded.

2. One who speaks quickly to try to hide their lack of intelligence, comprehension or ability to think.

3. Bullshit baffles brains.

While watching the interview of 'Pretty Ricky' the term Hypertarded came to mind of the viewers.

Hypertarded by Matt Hadder February 20, 2007

hyperbirdy 

me

Hyperbirdy: me

hyperbirdy by HyperBirdy March 8, 2023

hyperfied

the state of being hyper
a CWC word (CWC REPRESENT!!!) made up by devani
-diane's definition -> "devani's word for somethin that's a known fact"

Wow i am feeling so hyperfied right now!
Jeez, calm down Dianne, you are really hyperfied right now

hyperfied by garb master March 14, 2005

hyperfireflyemia 

An abnormal dosage of firefly (a sweet tea-flavored vodka) running through one's veins. Causing you to lift off into space like an alien. Crash landings involving major blackouts can cause one to become a failien.

Because of hyperfireflyemia, my gaggle is a skein - we were on the spaceship last night and we shut that mothership down.

hyperfireflyemia by The Patagon April 18, 2011