hyperfireflyemia 

An abnormal dosage of firefly (a sweet tea-flavored vodka) running through one's veins. Causing you to lift off into space like an alien. Crash landings involving major blackouts can cause one to become a failien.

Because of hyperfireflyemia, my gaggle is a skein - we were on the spaceship last night and we shut that mothership down.

hyperfireflyemia by The Patagon April 18, 2011