Hypertirus
A state of mind when one is Hyper and tired. At times causing one to laugh hysterically at everything due to lack of sleep.
Hypertirus by DJTFM May 19, 2019
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Hypertired
Shit, did you see Johnny the other night? He was so hypertired, he did a backflip over a truck, then fell asleep on the pavement!
Hypertired by donkeypunch99 May 1, 2009
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hyperthrust
What occurs when lofted bedding collapses while a couple is performing sexual intercourse. When resulting pelvic thrust exceeds a 3-foot barrier it is known as a 'hyperthrust' and typically results in damage to the penis, testicles, ovaries, and pride.
In use largely among college students
In use largely among college students
- Dude, I heard TS hyperthrusted his girlfriend last night!
- Dude, I heard it too, that was one hell of a scream. You seen him today? He's got about 5 pounds of ice on his junk and his girl ditched him.
- Dude, I heard it too, that was one hell of a scream. You seen him today? He's got about 5 pounds of ice on his junk and his girl ditched him.
hyperthrust by Hector Sanchez May 17, 2004
Hypeatitus
Hypeatitus is a common affliction before the release date of (insert popular video game/movie/politician/etc. here). Eventually those afflicted with Hypeatitus have resentment/disappointment for product "x" as they gave it too much hype and unrealistic expectations for the product once it is released.
Some symptoms of onset Hypeatitus include:
1. Constant thoughts of product "x"
2. Speculation of product "x"
3. Involuntary spreading of hype for product "x"
4. Pre-ordering product "x"
5. Shelling out more money for the "special edition" of product "x"
There is no cure for onset Hypeatitus. At least none has been found currently. Preventative measure can be set in motion in order to resist contraction of Hypeatitus.
1. Watch and look up NOTHING for product "x" before release date.
2. Turn off your Internet
3. Punch friends in the face if they try to give you Hypeatitus.
Some symptoms of onset Hypeatitus include:
1. Constant thoughts of product "x"
2. Speculation of product "x"
3. Involuntary spreading of hype for product "x"
4. Pre-ordering product "x"
5. Shelling out more money for the "special edition" of product "x"
There is no cure for onset Hypeatitus. At least none has been found currently. Preventative measure can be set in motion in order to resist contraction of Hypeatitus.
1. Watch and look up NOTHING for product "x" before release date.
2. Turn off your Internet
3. Punch friends in the face if they try to give you Hypeatitus.
Example of Hypeatitus:
(Easily excited Edward): ERRRRMAGERD I just saw the trailer for "The Duty Call 7: Electric Boogaloo"! I have to tell you all about it!
(Skeptical Sally): Oh god no! Don't you Dare!
(EEE): But WHY?! Duty Call is the Best ever!
(SS): No means no! I don't want to catch Hypeatitus before it comes out. Don't ruin it for me Ed!
(Easily excited Edward): ERRRRMAGERD I just saw the trailer for "The Duty Call 7: Electric Boogaloo"! I have to tell you all about it!
(Skeptical Sally): Oh god no! Don't you Dare!
(EEE): But WHY?! Duty Call is the Best ever!
(SS): No means no! I don't want to catch Hypeatitus before it comes out. Don't ruin it for me Ed!
Hypeatitus by WageSlave2014 August 27, 2014
Hypertrash
A failure so monumental that it goes beyond the definition of normal trash, an awful pile of shit that has no reason to exist and the world would be better without. This word is an overstatement except in certain circumstances.
Dude 1: man falcon and the winter soldier sucked
Dude 2: yeah it was hypertrash
Dude 1: ok calm down it wasnt that bad
Dude 2: yeah it was hypertrash
Dude 1: ok calm down it wasnt that bad
Hypertrash by Phazerrr April 26, 2022
hypertibasia
is the reaction the anus has after years of anal sex. It just fell out one day and then stayed, like a permanent pink sock.
hypertibasia by Miss chokesondick February 12, 2008
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