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Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."
Hagenitals by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019

hygienically challenged 

a person who is unable to maintain proper hygene.
Audra: "Wow Brandon, you really need to take a bath"
Brandon: " But Audra, it's only been 4 days!"
Audra: "That is not acceptable, take a bath. You are starting to make me believe that you are hygienically challenged."

Higenial 

Having genie-like powers when yo are high on marijuana.
"Dude, last night we took it to a whole new level. I was getting all higenial."
Higenial by Bon son July 31, 2009

Hylerical 

Combination of Hysterical and Hilarious. To describe something that is too funny for words
Joe tripping over his big feet was hylerical to see.
Hylerical by Lish July 22, 2008

hygienical 

the act of becoming clean and presentable. can apply to people or things.
"i am going to go get all hygienical for my date with alissa- i hear she puts out!"

"no- you can't come over- my house is NOT hygienical right now"
hygienical by sassy May 23, 2005

hygenital toothpaste 

hygienic toothpaste for your genitals
Girl: Have you seen Max's genitals?
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste
hygenital toothpaste by bonaldballboy February 17, 2023
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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