Husbong
When I am lying in bed cozy but I want to smoke a bowl, I make my husband go take a hit and then blow it into my mouth. Husbong.
Husbong by Mobabmobab July 13, 2019
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Husbang
Husbang: v. to have sexual intercourse with a man, usually not ones husband, and have no feeling of committment
Husbang: n. the man one "husbangs"
Husbang: n. the man one "husbangs"
Husbang by JKwon's Dance Groove February 6, 2006
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Hubongis
*girl unzips guys pants*
Girl: Are you ready?
Guy: He'll yeah baby!
*girl pulls down his underwear and his penis flops out hitting the ground causing a magnitude 10 earthquake*
Girl: OH MY GOD THAT PEEPEE IS HUBONGIS!
Guy: Thanks it was a birthday gift
Girl: Are you ready?
Guy: He'll yeah baby!
*girl pulls down his underwear and his penis flops out hitting the ground causing a magnitude 10 earthquake*
Girl: OH MY GOD THAT PEEPEE IS HUBONGIS!
Guy: Thanks it was a birthday gift
Hubongis by Peter the not Beater January 9, 2019
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husbanger
Husbanger is a made up title, although used quite often it is not found in the dictionary. A husbanger is a "contraction" word if you will. Husbanger is the combination of husband + manager. A husbanger is your spouse who also doubles as your manager in some capacity. I have a cake business and my husband is my husbanger. Husbanger job duties can vary depending on what the nature of the business is. Hope that helps a little.
husbanger by Mom of three April 12, 2016
husbonding
husbonding by J-heff March 6, 2008
Hasbongerinos
The breasts of a homosapian female as seen from the eyes of Gremblino a wild beast that dwells somewhere in the woods around the Midwest who rapes and pillages at the sight of hasbongerinos due to severe aggression and untamed animalistic drives.
Hey buddy you better hide your wife if you want to hike i seen gremblino around here today screeching gremblino horny hasbongerinos hasbongerinos need rape hasbongerinos
Hasbongerinos by TatingosGrabber November 3, 2020
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