Husbong 

When I am lying in bed cozy but I want to smoke a bowl, I make my husband go take a hit and then blow it into my mouth. Husbong.

Baby lemme get a hit off that husbong

Husbong by Mobabmobab July 13, 2019

Husbang

Husbang: v. to have sexual intercourse with a man, usually not ones husband, and have no feeling of committment
Husbang: n. the man one "husbangs"

"Smelly Vince and me are husbanging."
"I just got done with a wicked husbang session.

Husbang by JKwon's Dance Groove February 6, 2006

Hubongis 

Something so fucking gigantic even the gods couldn't come up with a defintion-so I had to.

*girl unzips guys pants*
Girl: Are you ready?
Guy: He'll yeah baby!
*girl pulls down his underwear and his penis flops out hitting the ground causing a magnitude 10 earthquake*
Girl: OH MY GOD THAT PEEPEE IS HUBONGIS!
Guy: Thanks it was a birthday gift

Hubongis by Peter the not Beater January 9, 2019

hubongous 

1. A typo of the word humongous.
2. Something that is humongous, only much more so.

The universe, in comparison to the Earth, is absolutely hubongous.

hubongous by Endaso October 10, 2007

husbanger

Husbanger is a made up title, although used quite often it is not found in the dictionary. A husbanger is a "contraction" word if you will. Husbanger is the combination of husband + manager. A husbanger is your spouse who also doubles as your manager in some capacity. I have a cake business and my husband is my husbanger. Husbanger job duties can vary depending on what the nature of the business is. Hope that helps a little.

My husbanger is in charge of scheduling all meetings.

husbanger by Mom of three April 12, 2016

husbonding 

A time for the husbands of couple friendships to bond.

Us ladies are going to talk. why don't you two do some husbonding.

husbonding by J-heff March 6, 2008

Hasbongerinos 

The breasts of a homosapian female as seen from the eyes of Gremblino a wild beast that dwells somewhere in the woods around the Midwest who rapes and pillages at the sight of hasbongerinos due to severe aggression and untamed animalistic drives.

Hey buddy you better hide your wife if you want to hike i seen gremblino around here today screeching gremblino horny hasbongerinos hasbongerinos need rape hasbongerinos

Hasbongerinos by TatingosGrabber November 3, 2020