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Husbanger is a made up title, although used quite often it is not found in the dictionary. A husbanger is a "contraction" word if you will. Husbanger is the combination of husband + manager. A husbanger is your spouse who also doubles as your manager in some capacity. I have a cake business and my husband is my husbanger. Husbanger job duties can vary depending on what the nature of the business is. Hope that helps a little.
My husbanger is in charge of scheduling all meetings.
husbanger by Mom of three April 12, 2016
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Clown Husbandry 

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.
My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.
Clown Husbandry by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020

Husbanned 

Past tence of husband. This usually is the case during or right after a divorce when the male partner is completely excluded from his ex partner's life.
"Hi, how's your marriage these days?"
"Well, not too good; I'm husbanned now..."
Husbanned by TurkoDutchy February 5, 2010

huapangera 

a girl, usually Mexican who listens to banda and dances Huapango and can Zapatiar. She’s a toda madre and always al tiro.
She’s a huapangera so you know she is a toda madre.
huapangera by mexicanaaa21 September 17, 2019

Husbandry 

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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noun
The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.
Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.
Husbandry by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020
Husbang: v. to have sexual intercourse with a man, usually not ones husband, and have no feeling of committment
Husbang: n. the man one "husbangs"
"Smelly Vince and me are husbanging."
"I just got done with a wicked husbang session.
Husbang by JKwon's Dance Groove February 6, 2006

Husbandry 

The characteristics that qualifies a man to be a good potential future husband.
Wow! There is a lot of husbandry in this room.

I love how he takes care of his kids, what great husbandry.
Husbandry by lkelly29 August 12, 2018