Humot 

When the word "humor" is used, but the sense of utter hilarity results in the word becoming disheveled, causing the last letter to jump to letters ahead.

HAHAHA STOP, OMG I'M GONNA PEE, I CAN'T HANDLE YOUR LEVEL OF HUMOT!!!

Humot by AdamMasterC October 13, 2016

homotism

Homotism is the expression of man’s exclusive focus on himself because of an erroneous belief that homo sapiens (mankind), the sole surviving species of the genus homo, is superior to all other species on earth and that this superiority gives mankind dominance and rights over all other life forms.

Homotism erroneously proposes that human characteristics, such as consciousness, altruism, intelligence, culture, creativity, morality, warfare, language, problem solving, monogamy, family, tool use, invention, innovation, flexibility, spirit, grieving and soul are behaviors reserved exclusively for mankind.

newly coined word by Victor Ciuccio Ph.D.

Homotism is the engine that drives climate change denial. It is homotistical for extractionist industries to abuse the commons. Every corporate shareholder meeting should have activists there to halt homotistical biases camouflaged
as shareholder fiduciary responsibility.

homotism by Beppe November 22, 2018

homotextual 

An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.

Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.

Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!

Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.

Cimmeria Player: ...ah.

Tyranny Tard: What?

Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.

homotextual by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

hemotept 

A huge salty faggot.

That guys being a real hemotept.

hemotept by swagneto12354 October 3, 2016

Homothon 

A homothon is a term which can be used to identify an individual who is of equal caliber to an entire marathon of homosexuals.

Man that guy is a homothon.

Homothon by Todd Parker April 24, 2008

homothizer 

A person that agrees with, condones or sympathizes with
homosexually or life styles that promote sex between people of the same gender.

I am not a homosexual but, I do agree with and support homothizers.

homothizer by Ron F. C. December 17, 2005

hugot

The term “hugot” is a Filipino word which means to draw or to pull out. The usage of the hashtag “#hugot” became popular not so long ago and is usually used along with song lyrics, a quote, etc. that the person tweeting relates to; “#hugot” means the accompanying words draw emotions out of him/her.

Hugot. Usually words with potentially and personally deep sentimental or emotional undertones. Because feelings come from "deep within" so you have had to "hugot" your emotions first "from deep within" before you would've actually blurted them out in somehow emotionally undertoned words — subconsciously or otherwise.

#Hugot “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want."

hugot by @Omni October 20, 2015