Hemotions
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hemotions
Rarely seen man-emotions evoked by triumphs of masculinity or broyalty. External evidence of hemotions include no change in facial expression and a lack of crying.
"Tyler wouldn't admit it or show it to his girlfriend but when Vince fired E. on Entourage, he was feeling serious hemotions."
hemotions by flyinasunbeam March 27, 2009
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hemotions • Hemotional • Himotions • Homotion • homotional • Femotions • Hoemotion • Hoemotional • humotional • semotions
Hemotions
When a man acts like something is emotionally worse for him, because he's a man. A 21st century and late Roman Empire concept, due to the softening of masculinity.
Men thinking that cheating is harder on them is an example of hemotions
Men thinking that being a single dad makes them a better person with more emotional pain than a single mom
Men thinking that getting rejected is harder on men
Men who ghost women all the time, but yell at women when they stop texting them two texts in. It's harder on a man to get ghosted, according to hemotions.
Men telling women they should pick better, but become victims when their wives divorce them
Men demanding virgins but saying that if they don't fornicate with them, they're suffering emotional neglect or it's "too hard to wait." Not true: men used to wait all the time. Lack of self discipline blamed on women. Hemotional state blamed on women
Men thinking that being a single dad makes them a better person with more emotional pain than a single mom
Men thinking that getting rejected is harder on men
Men who ghost women all the time, but yell at women when they stop texting them two texts in. It's harder on a man to get ghosted, according to hemotions.
Men telling women they should pick better, but become victims when their wives divorce them
Men demanding virgins but saying that if they don't fornicate with them, they're suffering emotional neglect or it's "too hard to wait." Not true: men used to wait all the time. Lack of self discipline blamed on women. Hemotional state blamed on women
Hemotions by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
Deceived Emotions
Fake Feelings, when someone lies to you making you feel like they love or care about you in order to get personal gain over you
Deceived Emotions by popular loner ¡ July 29, 2020
Emotions
Emotions by Mcr is life October 9, 2019
semotions
The emotions that are contained within a male's semen. If a male engages in sexual intercourse with a female that he has feelings for before he is sure he likes her, his semotions are ejaculated from his being and he no longer cares for her.
"I really liked her but my semotions got the best of me and we had sex. I don't feel like seeing her anymore"
semotions by brickhousel February 20, 2015
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