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homotion 

1. A promotion in the workplace gained by dressing like, acting like, or simply being, a ho.

2. A promotion gained by sleeping with the boss. (may also apply to men)
1. That skirt barely covers her ass, she must be bucking for a homotion.

2. He got himself a homotion by sleeping with Debbie, the head of accounting.
homotion by Kuronekosama December 29, 2007

Homotion 

Any motion or movement executed by a homosexual.

Also used as in, "Homotion picture" see brokeback mountain
Hey James, did you see all the Homotion happening on the baseball field yesterday? yeah...that was gay.
Homotion by Skwerley December 1, 2006

Homothon 

A homothon is a term which can be used to identify an individual who is of equal caliber to an entire marathon of homosexuals.
Man that guy is a homothon.
Homothon by Todd Parker April 24, 2008

Homotional

To be overly offended/emotional over a post/status/picture online, or over something trivial in real life. To be overly sensitive to shit that has nothing to do with you.
You don't like a post on Facebook, it really offends you, so instead of being an adult and unliking a page or moving on with your day, you become all homotional and bitch, whine and complain to everyone who will listen on said page.
Homotional by RNDMC January 10, 2013

Hemotions 

Going through hemotions
Hemotions by RedDreams February 20, 2020

Homotone 

A very high-pitched voice used most commonly by male homosexuals. This voice is usually coupled with an exaggerated lisp.
Billy: "Oh he ith hot!"
Bob: "Damn dude, Billy has got to stop talking in such a homotone voice, I just wanna punch him in the throat every time I hear it."
Homotone by WordMasterPhlex August 24, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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