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Humassed 

The act of going out to the bar, getting nice and Irish before hitting up the nearest Pita Shop.

See also Falafelled
Sean: Hey Joe? You up for hitting the bar tonight?
Kat: We getting humassed?
Sean: Hells yeah!
Humassed by SS Wilson November 11, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Being completely convinced of and swept away by a malicious false narrative; being happily, continuously and blindly duped; turned into a useful idiot.
Anakin Skywalker was totally HAMASSED by Emperor Palpatine
You voluntarily gave away your credit card to that thief? You've been HAMASSED!
Hamassed by NewsFlashGordon December 28, 2023
Related Words
Lied to, stolen from, raped, pillaged
I thought my next door neighbour was a friend when he asked for my help but he hamassed me by destroying the tractor I loaned him.
Hamassed by anonymous December 28, 2023
Raping, kidnapping and torturing people and convincing young, over-educated morons it’s cool to support this. Synonym- gaslighting and lying
He hamassed people into thinking it’s okay to rape women
Hamassed by Not an asshole December 28, 2023
A man was giving donations to his poor beighabour, rather than helping him to have his own life, one day, his neighbour hamassed him, and took what he thought it is right, without asking or warning.
Hamassed by commendatory1163 December 29, 2023
Did your home just get invaded and your family raped, beheaded and killed? You got Hamassed!
Do you ascribe to a belief system that allows your government to use your children by strapping bombs on them to murder civilians? You are Hamassed!
Did you just take a selfie of yourself murdering and raping girls in another country, and sending those selfies to your friends? You got Hamassed.
Were you kidnapped by a bunch of animals and taken into a foreign country. You were Hamassed.
I was sleeping in my bed on a holiday morning, and suddenly my family was dead. They were Hamassed.
Hamassed by FARKHAMAS January 9, 2024
When someone attacks you and blames you for it.
Nate stole Jack’s weed and blamed him for leaving it out. Jack got hamassed
Hamassed by Mistermanoriginal January 10, 2024
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