Humassed

The act of going out to the bar, getting nice and Irish before hitting up the nearest Pita Shop.

See also Falafelled

Sean: Hey Joe? You up for hitting the bar tonight?
Kat: We getting humassed?
Sean: Hells yeah!

by SS Wilson November 11, 2006

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Hamassed

Being completely convinced of and swept away by a malicious false narrative; being happily, continuously and blindly duped; turned into a useful idiot.

Anakin Skywalker was totally HAMASSED by Emperor Palpatine
You voluntarily gave away your credit card to that thief? You've been HAMASSED!

by NewsFlashGordon December 28, 2023

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Hamassed

Lied to, stolen from, raped, pillaged

I thought my next door neighbour was a friend when he asked for my help but he hamassed me by destroying the tractor I loaned him.

by anonymous December 28, 2023

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Hamassed

Raping, kidnapping and torturing people and convincing young, over-educated morons it’s cool to support this. Synonym- gaslighting and lying

He hamassed people into thinking it’s okay to rape women

by Not an asshole December 28, 2023

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Hamassed

Being attacked without warning

A man was giving donations to his poor beighabour, rather than helping him to have his own life, one day, his neighbour hamassed him, and took what he thought it is right, without asking or warning.

by commendatory1163 December 29, 2023

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Did your home just get invaded and your family raped, beheaded and killed? You got Hamassed!
Do you ascribe to a belief system that allows your government to use your children by strapping bombs on them to murder civilians? You are Hamassed!
Did you just take a selfie of yourself murdering and raping girls in another country, and sending those selfies to your friends? You got Hamassed.
Were you kidnapped by a bunch of animals and taken into a foreign country. You were Hamassed.

I was sleeping in my bed on a holiday morning, and suddenly my family was dead. They were Hamassed.

by FARKHAMAS January 9, 2024

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