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Hawaiian Hula Hoop 

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.
Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?
Hawaiian Hula Hoop by Smoovy December 6, 2018
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Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
I told him to clean his room and he did a halfass job!
halfass by The Anonymous1 February 9, 2004

Huffaloaf 

Huffing bread, best done when the bread is freshly baked and still warm. The most common technique is to bag the bread, seal the opening of the bag around the face in the same fashion as a horse's feed bag, and take long slow inhales to enjoy the bready bouquet.
Overhead at San Francisco Airport: "Hey, stop huffaloafing that sourdough, we have a flight to catch!"
Huffaloaf by word burgler September 7, 2018

horizontal hula

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.
horizontal hula by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

halfassed 

1) Poorly or incompetently done; lackluster or half-hearted.

2) Lacking energy, resolve, commitment, or effort; irresponsibly or jury-rigged
Chad:Why wont this damned cell phone work?
Todd: Because the ISP is doing their job halfassed.
halfassed by coyo April 12, 2012
A kid who sucks at everything and has butt sex with his dog Milo. Hulland usually attempts to tempt Milo by spread peanut butter on his body. He's also known as a BIG FOIG!
GUY 1: Hey you Hulland!

GUY 2: Yo you want me to call my SURREY BOIS COME SMASH YOU? HUH?! I ain't a kid.
Hulland by HEAT LEVEL OVER 9000 July 25, 2011