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A person that modifies their mass production car with high performance race parts but only takes it to Cars and Coffee or to the office. Also includes anyone constantly swapping out parts for other parts perceived to be higher performing so the car is never "ready" for anything other than making another appointment to swap out coilovers, yet again.

Very close relative of Hard Parker but chasing imagined performance gains constantly
"You see that Hujan on the forums? This is their third set of coilovers! They don't even drive the car!" -Auto-X Nerd
"Yeah, they keep saying their car isn't ready for the track because they need three way adjustables! They don't even have any seat time!" -Track Junky
"Wow, what a Hujan! Just drive the car bro, send it! Stop putting performance parts on your car if you're just gonna stand around and look at it in the parking lot!" -Drifter Bro
Hujan by goatse415 April 29, 2022
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Human soil

A fancy Italian man's term for poop
Can you exuse me William, I have to go to the lavatory to make some human soil
Human soil by Cosmic7600 May 26, 2018

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.

Detroit Become Human 

A game that I waited 4 1/2 fucking years to come out. But it was worth it.
Friend: Hey @GothThespian on IG?

Yes?

Friend: Are you playing Detroit Become Human for the 3rd time just to get a different ending even though you watched it online?

Yes

Human tube of toothpaste 

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
Human Suitcases by JMulan March 1, 2011

Detroit Become Human 

A story based video game with hot characters plot twists and over 99 possible endings. Detroit Become Human is a PS4 exclusive game took 4.5 years to make but it was worth it because its the best game I have ever played and I would vote 5 stars if I could because I loved the game. The three characters are Connor Markus and Kara and I feel anyone can fall in love with the story they chose to make and the characters they are given and over all I believe all PS4 users should check out this game