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A term that can be used to describe someone that has one or many undesirable characteristics including homeliness, poor or dated clothing choices, a physical deformity or personal style choice that makes them a sub-par human by virtually any standard. Howny can also be used to describe an action that any abnormal person might perform that a normal person would evaluate and confidently but dubiously say “wtf.” Howny can also describe the inanimate objects or attributes that make one howny.
Nathaniel showed up on his first day of work in pleated khaki pants girded up to his nipples, Jesus sandals, and tucked in soccer jersey. Nathaniel is awfully howny.

David has money, but he doesn’t have good taste. David drives a baby blue Volkswagen Bug. That baby blue Bug is howny as shit. Therefore, so is poor ole David.

Tight acid wash jeans, white Reeboks, a neon Fanny pack and a wolf tshirt is HOWNY as hell.

A photo with a cloud-like cat’s head superimposed ominously into the background looking down on the subject…howny.
Howny by howny November 24, 2021

Howny Boy 

Ultra athletic men who run, lift, and do all things manly all while being extremely horny. It is coming to see these manly beasts whipping out their dongs while trail running and doing the helicopter at other runners as they pass.

Lady: Its a howny boy!

Howny boy: immediately ejaculates on call.
Hey look at that howny boy with his callused penis dragging the trail floor as he finishes his 100 miler!

Horny nigga laundry basket 

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut

Heart Horny 

Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.
"idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday."
"wdym?"
"just, wanted to have someone, idk."
Heart Horny by thebroshow December 3, 2018
We all know what you're here for. But you need a heads up.
Just remember to clear your history.

Horny bastard.