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Howny
A term that can be used to describe someone that has one or many undesirable characteristics including homeliness, poor or dated clothing choices, a physical deformity or personal style choice that makes them a sub-par human by virtually any standard. Howny can also be used to describe an action that any abnormal person might perform that a normal person would evaluate and confidently but dubiously say “wtf.” Howny can also describe the inanimate objects or attributes that make one howny.
Nathaniel showed up on his first day of work in pleated khaki pants girded up to his nipples, Jesus sandals, and tucked in soccer jersey. Nathaniel is awfully howny.
David has money, but he doesn’t have good taste. David drives a baby blue Volkswagen Bug. That baby blue Bug is howny as shit. Therefore, so is poor ole David.
Tight acid wash jeans, white Reeboks, a neon Fanny pack and a wolf tshirt is HOWNY as hell.
A photo with a cloud-like cat’s head superimposed ominously into the background looking down on the subject…howny.
David has money, but he doesn’t have good taste. David drives a baby blue Volkswagen Bug. That baby blue Bug is howny as shit. Therefore, so is poor ole David.
Tight acid wash jeans, white Reeboks, a neon Fanny pack and a wolf tshirt is HOWNY as hell.
A photo with a cloud-like cat’s head superimposed ominously into the background looking down on the subject…howny.
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Howny Boy
Ultra athletic men who run, lift, and do all things manly all while being extremely horny. It is coming to see these manly beasts whipping out their dongs while trail running and doing the helicopter at other runners as they pass.
Lady: Its a howny boy!
Howny boy: immediately ejaculates on call.
Lady: Its a howny boy!
Howny boy: immediately ejaculates on call.
Hey look at that howny boy with his callused penis dragging the trail floor as he finishes his 100 miler!
Howny Boy by Bluecheesecrumble69 May 21, 2021
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im so fucking horny by ur disappointed mother September 24, 2020
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Horny nigga laundry basket by Horse,fuker,clucker February 1, 2019
Heart Horny
Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.
Heart Horny by thebroshow December 3, 2018
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Horny
Horny by Jesuswhyiseverythingalreadytak February 17, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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