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r u howny uwu owo?
by kassuwu May 29, 2021
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Howny

A term that can be used to describe someone that has one or many undesirable characteristics including homeliness, poor or dated clothing choices, a physical deformity or personal style choice that makes them a sub-par human by virtually any standard. Howny can also be used to describe an action that any abnormal person might perform that a normal person would evaluate and confidently but dubiously say “wtf.” Howny can also describe the inanimate objects or attributes that make one howny.
Nathaniel showed up on his first day of work in pleated khaki pants girded up to his nipples, Jesus sandals, and tucked in soccer jersey. Nathaniel is awfully howny.

David has money, but he doesn’t have good taste. David drives a baby blue Volkswagen Bug. That baby blue Bug is howny as shit. Therefore, so is poor ole David.

Tight acid wash jeans, white Reeboks, a neon Fanny pack and a wolf tshirt is HOWNY as hell.

A photo with a cloud-like cat’s head superimposed ominously into the background looking down on the subject…howny.
by howny November 24, 2021
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Howny Boy

Ultra athletic men who run, lift, and do all things manly all while being extremely horny. It is coming to see these manly beasts whipping out their dongs while trail running and doing the helicopter at other runners as they pass.

Lady: Its a howny boy!

Howny boy: immediately ejaculates on call.
Hey look at that howny boy with his callused penis dragging the trail floor as he finishes his 100 miler!
by Bluecheesecrumble69 May 21, 2021
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im so fucking horny

by ur disappointed mother September 24, 2020
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Horny nigga laundry basket

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut
by Horse,fuker,clucker February 1, 2019
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Heart Horny

Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.
"idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday."
"wdym?"
"just, wanted to have someone, idk."
by thebroshow December 3, 2018
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Howdy Booty Time

Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023
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