Howf

When you try to say the word "house" with a mouthful of cock.

Nate sucks a lot of cock in his howf.

by MisterYao October 28, 2011

howfi

conjunction of the phrase "How about if I"

Howfi go to the market to pick up groceries?

by iReligious March 15, 2010

Howfen

The town of Westhoughton near Bolton in England.

He lives in Howfen.

by mashed85 March 9, 2012

Howfuckly

Howfuckly means hopefully but it’s just a different word for it. This word can be used in anytime of way. Like : “Howfuckly she’ll be okay”

M: I will start using this word.

Paris: Me too!

M: I will become RICH AND FAMOUS!!
Paris: Howfuckly you will!

by tee•hee August 18, 2020

howfin

ugly or in a bad state of affair.

your girlfriend's howfin.
that food's howfin.

by Jon Andrews July 21, 2006

howfy

how to say howdy when you are totally blazed/blitzed

"Howfy patner, how yer dourin?"

by Charlie March 9, 2005

howfy

the best way to greet one of your homedogs

mitchell: howdy!!
everyone: shut up its howfy

by bumbli June 4, 2016