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I wouldn't say I developed it but, rather (and I think you'll like this)...

Hym "I just reach deeper into the tank. My online persona isn't much different from how I would talk with my online friends (save for the rape and the child murder and the Candace Owens having a fat-pink pussy) but if I were to take how I would act with my gaming friends and then just reach Al liiiitle bit deeper... I'm right here baby. Or every time some jackals if himming and hawing about which fucking lottery tickets he wasn't to buy or some bitch needs to do 4 separate transactions because she can't use her food stamps and get gas on the same transaction and, oh, wait! She also need to put money on her cash app! And she forgot her drink. And all I want is to get some coffee but I haven't had a chance to step away from the counter in 65 consecutive minutes because this bitch won't just hurry it the fuck up and now I gotta stand here and wait for her to go get her drink even though BY THE TIME SHE GETS BACK TO THE COUNTER.... EVEN IF she is the last costumer of the 65 minute chain of customers by the time she gets back there is going to be 2 more motherfuckers walking in the door. One of which is coming straight to the counter for cigarettes and the other is going to be at the counter by the time this guy finishes.
Extending chain between the amount of time I have spent wanting to go grab a coffee and the time it takes for me to get a coffee. And in that moment.. I... Am... Hym... And if not for the perpetually slew of money I receive to not tell these people that 'No, you don't need any fucking lottery asshole get the fuck out of here there are 3 fucking people behind you just fucking pick one' and 'I'll grant you the food stamps and the gas because you literally can't do both I the same transaction but seriously get the fuck out of my face right now I want to get my fucking coffee you bitch- OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER ONE! THANKS! THANKS! I HAVE TO WAIT EVEN LONGER NOW AND THAT IS ENTIRELY... YOUR FAULT. Another 5 minutes of thirst because of you.' So... That. That's how I crafted my persona. By dialing myself down from 100 to 0-5 every day so I can fucking deal with these people who I would GLADLY fucking kill over nothing. That is exactly how much I have done to craft this persona."
How much by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
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How much? 

The stage-five clinger's response to the phrase "I miss you."
Guy- "I miss you..."

Clingy girlfriend- "How much??"

Guy- "Nevermind."
How much? by WonderlandBrown April 14, 2011

how much? 

"how much?"
"chillin."
or
1:"how much?"
2:"how much."
or
"how much, hook-up?"
"coke, n_."
how much? by YoungCali August 28, 2003

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much is the fish? 

When one is seeking to purchase narcotics but doesn’t wish to freely advertise the fact to all and sundry.
“How much is the fish?”

“$300 per gram”

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

how much is this

When a Korean tries to speak in English random words come out
Jimin: HEY, How much is this?
Jungkook: No no, excuse me.
Jimin: Oh excuse me
how much is this by Illegirl November 4, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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