Hovia 

A deep-set, intense fear that in the rare occasion that you ever meet Jay-Z, he doesn’t like you.

I had a crazy dream where I was stopped in traffic at a tunnel where Beyoncé was filming a music video. After realizing what was happening and it would be quite a while until traffic resumed, I got out of my car to walk around. Around the corner I found Jay-Z sitting at a table eating and drinking waiting on Beyoncé to finish the shoot. I started chatting him up and thought I’d try to impress him with a funny line using one of his song lyrics, so I simply said, “girl why you never ready? For as long as you took you better look like Halle Berry. Or Beyoncéeeeeee.”

Jay-Z looked at me with a very disapproving look. He was not impressed.

I think I may suffer from “Hovia.”

Hovia by DCA1981 January 15, 2022

Hosian 

A girl of South or South-East Asian descent who possesses such divine physical attributes that it makes you question your metaphysical philosophy of aesthetics.

Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift? That film changed my life, there are so many hosians in there!

Hosian by Wicked Goldfish January 6, 2016

Ice Hova 

A bold yet easy breezy type of woman. She approaches all aspects of life warmly and with a genuine smile, but when messed with in personal matters, she is relentlessly cool and apathetic. She is independent, proud, and respected. She is queen or Hova/God-like, without needing anyone telling her that she is one. She is elegant and good-hearted but also lives by the phrase "don't play games with someone who can play it better"

A true Ice Hova quote by Mae West, "It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it."

Ice Hova by IceHova August 26, 2009

HOVHANNES 

Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find. He's insanely talented, beautiful, and strong. He'll always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything. You'll always laugh together, through the highs and the lows. If you've got a Hovhannes, keep him around. He's worth it every time.

Person A: I need a friend for life.
Person B: Just get a Hovhannes.

Person A: Hello. I wanna a talented, handsome, strong, friendly and kind thing. What can you offer?
Person B: Nothing but Hovhannes!

Person A: Who's that?
Person B: My boyfriend, Hovhannes.
Person A: Marry him right now.

HOVHANNES by joaquín_duo October 17, 2019

Hova Lean 

To wear your hat on the side of your head partly covering your face. Made famous by Jay-Z/Hova/Jigga Man.

Rapper The Game used it in his diss track "Down" in which he was dissing Lloyd Banks.

"Dodger fitted got the Hova Lean, so they ain't notice me."

The Game Jay-Z LLoyd Banks Rap Hova Lean

Hova Lean by Marckie Marck October 2, 2009

Hocialize 

When an individual or group inserts themselves into another gathering of people for their own personal gain (to smoke a joint, bum a cigarette, drink their alcohol, etc.).

Hey, Sara, let's go hocialize with those people who are smoking over there.

Hocialize by MizzMarr January 17, 2011

hofia 

That one girl at your school that is a complete and utter fucking ho. It’s as simple as that. She’s a ho. You can identify one with one look. 1) They will look like a ho. 2) They think their sooo gorgeous. 3) They pretend to be your friend for your shit. 4) The’re trynna fight your girl Zoe.

Excuse me it’s hofia not Sofia

hofia by Kid from middle school March 21, 2019