Hovid
"I dumped her and then she said she came back positive for covid and we both need to quarantine together. She's a Hovid"
Hovid by The_Far_Shore October 4, 2020
Words you can keep
Hovid
Hovid. Pre Holiday Covid. You don't have it, but you have to act like you do (self-isolation, testing etc) because you don't want to get it before you go and not be able to get on the plane.
Hovid by TheShopKeeperAppeared March 10, 2022
Related Words
Hovid • hovid19 • Hovid Ass Shit • holiday • holidate • hoid • holiday beard • Holiday Taint • Holiday-whore • holiday tree
Hovid
A condition where getting Covid 19 while trying to have some sex starts getting increasingly appealing.
Hovid by Squanchinator August 15, 2020
Hovid
When you're so tired from Covid, but your Hoka shoes are so bouncy that you want to run, even though you know you shouldn't.
Hovid by Feigelbagel May 18, 2023
HOVID-19
Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!
HOVID-19 by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020
Hovid Ass Shit
When COVID-19 fucks off your ability to get a Brisket Quesadilla or Ranch Salsa from Taco Cabana; Cardboard Cutouts; No Sports Tcjets; PCR Tests; or Wearing a mask when you ain’t even robbin or mobbin.
“I’d would rather fuck a bitch with COVID-19 than HIV, HOVID-19 ass gorilla dick sucking ass trick.”
“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”
“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”
“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”
“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”
Hovid Ass Shit by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 11, 2020
The Holidaze
Michaela: What are your plans for The Holidaze?
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.
The Holidaze by TheTallestPsychonaut April 20, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!