"I dumped her and then she said she came back positive for covid and we both need to quarantine together. She's a Hovid"
by The_Far_Shore October 04, 2020
Hovid. Pre Holiday Covid. You don't have it, but you have to act like you do (self-isolation, testing etc) because you don't want to get it before you go and not be able to get on the plane.
by TheShopKeeperAppeared March 10, 2022
Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!
by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020
When COVID-19 fucks off your ability to get a Brisket Quesadilla or Ranch Salsa from Taco Cabana; Cardboard Cutouts; No Sports Tcjets; PCR Tests; or Wearing a mask when you ain’t even robbin or mobbin.
“I’d would rather fuck a bitch with COVID-19 than HIV, HOVID-19 ass gorilla dick sucking ass trick.”
“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”
“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”
“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”
“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”
by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 11, 2020
A condition where getting Covid 19 while trying to have some sex starts getting increasingly appealing.
by Squanchinator August 15, 2020
When you're so tired from Covid, but your Hoka shoes are so bouncy that you want to run, even though you know you shouldn't.
"I'm feeling so Hovid."
by Feigelbagel May 18, 2023