Hovid

A female gets Covid-19 on purpose so they can quarantine with someone.

"I dumped her and then she said she came back positive for covid and we both need to quarantine together. She's a Hovid"

by The_Far_Shore October 4, 2020

Hovid

Hovid. Pre Holiday Covid. You don't have it, but you have to act like you do (self-isolation, testing etc) because you don't want to get it before you go and not be able to get on the plane.

nah - I can't come out tonight I've got Hovid before I go away next week...

by TheShopKeeperAppeared March 10, 2022

Hovid

A condition where getting Covid 19 while trying to have some sex starts getting increasingly appealing.

"How did you smash? She wasn't scared of Covid"
"Nah man, she had hovid"

by Squanchinator August 15, 2020

Hovid

When you're so tired from Covid, but your Hoka shoes are so bouncy that you want to run, even though you know you shouldn't.

"I'm feeling so Hovid."

by Feigelbagel May 18, 2023

HOVID-19

A hooker spreading COVID-19 through sexual liaisons.

Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!

by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020

Hovid Ass Shit

When COVID-19 fucks off your ability to get a Brisket Quesadilla or Ranch Salsa from Taco Cabana; Cardboard Cutouts; No Sports Tcjets; PCR Tests; or Wearing a mask when you ain’t even robbin or mobbin.

“I’d would rather fuck a bitch with COVID-19 than HIV, HOVID-19 ass gorilla dick sucking ass trick.”

“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”

“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”

by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 11, 2020

The Holidaze

/ðə hɒlədiz/

the two back-to-back celebratory days of 4/19 (Bicycle Day) and 4/20 (stoner holiday)

Michaela: What are your plans for The Holidaze?
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.

by TheTallestPsychonaut April 20, 2023