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Hocialize 

To socialize with hoes; the act of socializing with women beneath you

Hocializing
“Don’t hocialize with them while you’re otp with me wth”
Hocialize by OsamaBinCrippinLeewenski February 14, 2022

hoodalize 

–verb
1. to make something more "gangsta".

A term created and used by the newly signed Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest, which means to make something more "gangsta" like in the hood. Ron Artest has been the most notorious and intimidating NBA basketball player since Dennis Rodman. You don't mess with Ron Artest!
Ron Artest: (On picking new jersey number) I need some help. The fans can twitter me at "96TruwarierQB"... we gotta hoodalize ESPN.

ESPN Anchor: Hey, we've been hoodalized!

nocialize 

to ignore friends in public for your smartphone
Oh no, i nocialized someone!

Socialize 

Speaking/interacting with others of the same species; usually an unfamiliar term to those who use Tumblr.
Jane: Hey, you want to go socialize with those boys over there?

Emma: I don't even know what that means
Jane: It's because you're always on tumblr!
Socialize by purelydespicable March 29, 2012

Socialized Puppet 

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.
"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.
Socialized Puppet by Oal3000 February 18, 2021

Socializer 

One who starts a conversation, keeps it going, and maintains the spirit of the conversation.
"Why is Jared being so talkative today?"
"Oh, he's just working on being the best socializer he can be."
Socializer by FunkyJ's Urban Times January 10, 2012
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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