houck 

to attempt buttsex at least seven times and fail each time.

"Let's try that again. errr. again. umm. again? Please?
"No, I'm not letting you pull a houck!"

houck by yt4 March 7, 2009

houck middle school 

Its hell don't go there you will get touched, get fed beets. U will get hit by a vape cloud if you go in the bathroom and dont DONT poop in the bathrooms your life will be ruined

Houck middle school is scary

houck middle school by Thebestskibidiperson April 13, 2024

Payne Houck 

Literally snejana onopki. She will appear here, she will appear there, she has a weird way of sneaking up on you. “Helllloooo charlessss” says the girl with stilettos as pointy as a knife and eyes as bright as the ocean. If you end up to ever touch her bed, you will be FINISHED. Turn on some Ayesha Erotica and let this girl go downnn in CIEL *the home of the angel*. Shakin that booty and shakin those hips. 1,2,3 straps counted on a shoulder. Pure happiness is the only ever emotion around with Payne Houck.

“Look at that girl over there, she’s so mysterious”

“Oh, that’s because it’s Payne Houck!”

Payne Houck by natashafrancis December 2, 2023

Huck Jr. 

Huck Jr. is the epitome of a pie wagon. She is a lying, morally bankrupt spawn of a dotard and looks like truck stop restrooms smell.

Just looking at Huck Jr. on TV always brings my lunch up.

Huck Jr. by Master of The Factory August 10, 2018

Buke Hockey

Buke Hockey, pronounced Bukkake, is a Team-Building strategy that focuses on increasing Organizational Management and Leadership. Similar to Six Sigma, Buke Hockey is rapidly expanding into Corporate practice around the world and is being introduced at the University level for Business students.

Buke Hockey Principle I: "There is no "I" in team, but there will be team in eye"

Buke Hockey Principle II: "Less me, more we"

Buke Hockey Principle III: "Individually we are one drop, together we are an ocean"

Buke Hockey by Blackhawk Down June 14, 2013

Hockey Mask Time 

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.

Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.

Hockey Mask Time by R.P.M June 15, 2019

Hockey 

A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.

Hockey is pretty fun to watch.

Hockey by Mr. Zimpy June 21, 2010