Hotmom

Like a hotwife but your mother instead.

damn your mom is a hotmom can you share her with me?

by basketby July 10, 2022

Hotmom

Very similar to a Hotwife but not necessarily on the same trajectory. Not to be confused by any stereotypical superficial MILF porn has you believing in. Typically they have stretch marks and dropped yet big boobs from having children. Very attractive yet humorous creatures that survive solely on caffeine and wine. That can be prone to making tic-tok dance videos and sharing soulful positive energy social media posts. They can routinely be heard “wanting that D” from their husbands and still cling to prechild bisexual tendencies, but suffer from mass sleep deprivation interfering with all sexual needs.

After getting lattes Cami and Jenn exchanged slow cook recipes allowing more time to make Hotmom word dub vids about needing more wine.

by eunit1984 November 26, 2022

homometer

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

by mcha June 6, 2007

hotgomery

To whipe your sweaty ass on another cadets face after a parade.

I gave montgomery a hotgomery.

by Catell May 31, 2007

Homomies

Short for homosexual homies.

I hang out with my homomies every friday.

by Jpower90 April 27, 2009

homomo

Kraz enjoys sex with gay truckers.. therefore he is a homomo

Kraz has sex with gay truckers, therefore he is a homomo!

by Balor McSheeny September 18, 2004

homomunch

(n) someone who's a superfag, someone who fails on attempts to obtain "lulz".

Example:

Mike(not directed towards james): Your horoscope has changed (gives scientific reasoning).

James: You're wrong and it hasn't, it only applies to people that were born in 2009.

Mike: actually it changed over a period of 3000 years, people just took account of it in 2009. You have embarrassed yourself, bow down to me homomunch.

by obamaisahomomunch February 25, 2011