Hot-Pocketing 

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

Hot-Pocketing by mustysausage November 1, 2018

Hot-pocketing 

When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.

“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”

Hot-pocketing by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023

hot pocketing 

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch

It's fun hot pocketing people

hot pocketing by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009

Hot Pocketing 

The act of engaging in juicy intercourse with a hot pocket. A viral trend of 2014

"Hot Pocketing"

A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.

He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."

Hot Pocketing by ChronicPineapple March 13, 2014

Hot Pocketing 

The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.

Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.

That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.

Hot Pocketing by Chad Bennett November 3, 2008

Hot Pocketing 

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia

i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.

Hot Pocketing by Stephan February 26, 2005

hot pocketing 

An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.

I need to get hella faded, let's go hot pocketing.

hot pocketing by jsadfjs May 23, 2006