The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”
by mustysausage November 02, 2018
by mustysausage December 19, 2017
When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.
This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her
by mustysausage June 28, 2021
An expert sex position where the male is standing up and the female’s legs are held in a split whilst being penetrated and having her body spun in a circle, similar to the movement pattern of a propeller or clock hands
by mustysausage October 09, 2018
Similar to the concept of a wet willie but instead of shoving your wet finger into the unsuspecting victim’s ear, you shove it into their anus.
Chad: Bro I can’t believe my dad gave me a raunchy randy when I bent over in front of him the other day!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!
by mustysausage April 23, 2018