Hot Brown

Performing analingus on a person with poor anal hygiene, especially after the person has been working out.

As a consolation for losing the competition on "the Biggest Loser", Brenda received a hot brown from Big Wayne.

Hot Brown by Da Real Jesus February 21, 2009

Hot Brown

A sex act in which one individual practices fellatio while another is on the toilet defecating. Immediately after orgasm, the individual on the toilet stands up and, front-to-back, wipes his ass on the fellatio giver's face.

The Hot Brown is named after the famous late-night turkey dish of Louisville, KY. This urban meaning for the term is considered the most authentic, because it is hot, brown, and the semen is said to represent the Mornay Sauce of the famous dish.

I wonder what this prostitute would charge me for a Hot Brown.

Hot Brown by jesse the destroyer November 9, 2014

hot brown

Pooping in bed after midnight and the rolling over on top of your parter while they're sleeping.

Fat Mike got hot browned by Cartoon Joe.

hot brown by Joe Snooza March 10, 2008

hot brown

A vulgar and grotesquely descriptive term for shit; hot brown is also the name of a dessert.

"I'll be right back, I gotta go make some hot brown."

(Five minutes later) "Dude, who forgot to flush the hot brown?"

hot brown by Ryanj83 December 30, 2008

Hot Brown

1) Preparing a heated dish using fecal matter.

2) Defecating in someone's cocoa.

1) "I've hot browned the rib-eye and seasoned it with...""

2) "Don't drink the cocoa at the ski lodge, I heard it's been hot browned."

Hot Brown by muddybeergrass January 16, 2008

Hot brown bake 

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

Hot brown bake by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

Hiroshima Hot Brown 

The scrupulous sexual act that, after ingesting a hot and greasy meal, a female rides a male in the reverse cowgirl position, during which time, despite the menacing rumble of the female' stomach growling and when the male is unsuspicious and focused, the female unleashes a volcanic hot and liquidey mess of diarrhea upon the unsuspecting male.

Last weekend, Scott picked up a ungroomed, gender questionable, female from the local White Castle. After some heavy petting and grinding, she assumed the reverse cowgirl position on top of James and proceeded to give him a Hiroshima Hot Brown. Scott was ecstatic!

Hiroshima Hot Brown by jackyl52 January 9, 2011