Performing analingus on a person with poor anal hygiene, especially after the person has been working out.
As a consolation for losing the competition on "the Biggest Loser", Brenda received a hot brown from Big Wayne.
by Da Real Jesus February 22, 2009
A sex act in which one individual practices fellatio while another is on the toilet defecating. Immediately after orgasm, the individual on the toilet stands up and, front-to-back, wipes his ass on the fellatio giver's face.

The Hot Brown is named after the famous late-night turkey dish of Louisville, KY. This urban meaning for the term is considered the most authentic, because it is hot, brown, and the semen is said to represent the Mornay Sauce of the famous dish.
I wonder what this prostitute would charge me for a Hot Brown.
by jesse the destroyer November 9, 2014
1) Preparing a heated dish using fecal matter.

2) Defecating in someone's cocoa.
1) "I've hot browned the rib-eye and seasoned it with...""

2) "Don't drink the cocoa at the ski lodge, I heard it's been hot browned."
by muddybeergrass January 14, 2008
Pooping in bed after midnight and the rolling over on top of your parter while they're sleeping.
Fat Mike got hot browned by Cartoon Joe.
by Joe Snooza March 11, 2008
A vulgar and grotesquely descriptive term for shit; hot brown is also the name of a dessert.
"I'll be right back, I gotta go make some hot brown."

(Five minutes later) "Dude, who forgot to flush the hot brown?"
by Ryanj83 July 6, 2007
The scrupulous sexual act that, after ingesting a hot and greasy meal, a female rides a male in the reverse cowgirl position, during which time, despite the menacing rumble of the female' stomach growling and when the male is unsuspicious and focused, the female unleashes a volcanic hot and liquidey mess of diarrhea upon the unsuspecting male.
Last weekend, Scott picked up a ungroomed, gender questionable, female from the local White Castle. After some heavy petting and grinding, she assumed the reverse cowgirl position on top of James and proceeded to give him a Hiroshima Hot Brown. Scott was ecstatic!
by jackyl52 January 9, 2011
An act of revenge perpetrated by defecating in the target's car. Preferably this will happen at the beginning of a hot sunny day allowing the payload to bake to a perfectly hideous level before being discovered.
For sleeping with his brother, Steve left Helen a Kentucky Hot Brown in her Civic while she was at work.
by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009