HosweKing 

The highest level of hoswe a certain person can acheive

You can only earn this rank of hoswe by with a secret rating of your peers based on your actions and motives.
:::Note:::
The hosweking is usually not informed that he is the hosweking.

Only one person in each country can acheive this rank.

to learn more about hoswe check the definition of hoswe first

All hail (Certain Name) the Hosweking!

HosweKing by Disciple of Hoswe March 30, 2009

Hosweking 

Pronoun
The highest level of hoswe a certain person can achieve, even higher than hosweboy and hoswenator

You can only earn this rank of hoswe by with a secret rating of your peers based on your actions and motives.

:::Note:::
The HosweKing is usually not informed that he is the HosweKing.

Only one person in each country can achieve this rank.

To learn more about hoswe check the definition of hoswe first

All hail (Certain Name), the HosweKing!

Hosweking by blackwolf90 February 4, 2009

Hosking 

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

Hosking by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

Hosmering

The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.

Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.

Hosmering by NotTheRealSausageFingers April 28, 2014

Hoeking 

When a hoe (man-hoe, or female-hoe) seems to be joking and/or is joking.

1. You: Are we in a full committed relationship?

Hoe: You’re my side bitch!

You: Are you fucking hoeking with me

2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.

You: Are you hoeking?

Hoeking by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

Hoeking Up 

When you hook up and have a relationship with a hoe.

That guy guy’s hoeking up with Brenna.
Didn’t she just cheat on her boyfriend a day ago?

Hoeking Up by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

hoskings

To give someone a 'Hosk' is to simultaneously grab them at the front and back. Popular past time in prison.

"Ooooh I've just been hosked"

"You deserve a right hoskings'

hoskings by LOOOO October 31, 2014