Hosbital

Any place, activity, or hobby a husband uses as an escape when he is sick of his wife. It can be a garage, shed, bar, fishing spot, gym, golf course, video game, sports game, or any other refuge that gets him out of the house and off the hook. The point is distance, not medicine.

She started another argument about the thermostat. He grabbed his keys and went to the hosbital. Tonight that meant the bowling alley.

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His hosbital used to be the garage. Now it is Sunday golf and a phone that stays on silent.

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"Where is Dad?"
"Hosbital."
He was in the backyard with headphones, a cooler, and no plans to come back inside.

Hosbital by AryHoram September 18, 2026

Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.

Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.

Connecticut Valley Hospital by hnoss March 23, 2017

hospital bike 

Similar to the village bike just the hospital edition. This is the work slut that is known from the top floor to bottom floor, but is known best for her work on the gentleman’s floor. If you run into her in the elevator, the code words are “going down?......which floor?” She will show you what floor she’s getting off on.

Everyone needs to ride or use the hospital bike at some point, so from Doctors on down to pharmacy techs, to research study participants, to bed pan boys...they all get a turn to ride the bike.

Hey they always say Doctors know best, well Dr. Sammy told me to try out the hospital bike tonight. I told him that she has a BF and he said.....”hahaha, yeah She tells him she doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Oh she rides, trust me.”

2. Hey has anyone seen the hospital bike, I’m so horny? Check the floor 5 storage room. I saw her crushing on some silver scat daddy earlier up there. That bike Sure gets a lot of use.

hospital bike by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

Hospital on Guerrero Street

Fictional hospital in San Francisco where battered women (who deserved it) get sent.

I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Hospital on Guerrero Street by Oh_Hi_Mark June 6, 2013

Wollongong Hospital 

A communal pissing hole, for junkie sluts, and derro crackheads alike.
Random senile plague-ridden ethnic women also frequent the triage waiting room, and sit, rocking, muttering, and hacking up small chunks of their pulmomary system.
The paper-pusher staff are hardened and jaded as a result, and as such have developed a foul contempt for all that enter the waiting room.

Oi, Oi, Acko ya cunt, me n dezza are takin shazza down wollongong hospital cos she had too many pingers ayy. Want me to get on for ya while I'm there?

Wollongong Hospital by Hyperactive Grandpa October 9, 2011

mental hospital 

a place where you go for recovery from an ED, suicide attempt, self harm, mental disorders, trauma etc.

i got sent to a mental hospital because i was self harming. the food was kinda good tbh

mental hospital by kaitykait October 23, 2019

hospital dome

Giving or Receiving fellatio, head, oral sex in a Hospital.

Man, Cory was in the emergency room again Detoxing and this banging nurse offered him some Hospital Dome...

Cory accepted and he made a miraculous recovery!!

hospital dome by Dutch Creeger January 28, 2018