Hosages

When someone or something is in a pickle or has a problem (usually frivolous).

"Carson is in a hosages today; he came downstairs, but got scared by the vacuum cleaner and is now hiding under the bed".

"I was in a right hosages this morning. I woke up late because my alarm clock didn't go off!"

by mrsbfigg March 21, 2021

chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

by TZ October 7, 2005

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 2, 2003

release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 17, 2004

brown hostages

A difficult turd

"I'm going to the little boys' room to negotiate the release of some brown hostages"

by Howard May 1, 2003

release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006