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Horsemonkey 

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.
"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"
Horsemonkey by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.
"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."
hosemonkey by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

Horsemonkey 

Newest profanity on the streets. Originated from Manalapan, New Jersey.
Bill: "your a herb."
John: "fuck you you fucking horsemonkey"
Horsemonkey by Horsemonkey2777 January 25, 2011

Horsemonkey 

Horsemonkey - Complete and total ridiculous bullshit.
“That’s a bunch of fucking horsemonkey.”

hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker
"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"
hosemonkey by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005

housemonkey

n. An elected official who follows the iniquitous path of a criminally incompetent and morally corrupt leader rather than a sensible course set by her electors and her heart.

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There sounds the knell of Justice’s gavel. Time to pull up my housemonkey pants.

Enjoy your grovelling dear. Bring me a present. Maybe a USA deathcap.
housemonkey by gnostic3 March 7, 2026
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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