Horse Pork 

No one really knows what it means…

That chicks got some Horse Pork on her.

Horse Pork by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Pork Horse 

1) A favorable term for a bar or club with a lot of ass in it.

2) Derogatory term for a small dog that barks a lot.

1) We went down to that new club. It turned out to be a real pork horse. There was ass all over the place.
2) My dads dog is a real pork horse. His legs are short so he tries to jump up on me all the time.

Pork Horse by Mr. Krull September 14, 2009

Horseporn 

Pornography depicting and directly involving equine.

An exclamation used in situations similar to "fuck!" intended to arouse a greater amount of shock among audiences. Great for surprising nearby folks and making them feel akward.

Also can be used to describe something as being BS or meaningless

Person 1: Dude, there was gum on that bench you just sat on.

Person 2: Aw, Horseporn!

Person 1: I just aced my chemistry exam!

Person 2: What? Like hell you did, that's horseporn!

Horseporn by Pinko November 27, 2004

horsepocket 

Another name of asshole, that you can say around kids and no one will know what you mean.
Horse is another name for donkey aka ass
Pocket is a type of hole

Those children are being horsepockets.

horsepocket by Teachersdrinktoo October 29, 2023

horfeporkey 

A turkey sized "loaf" of ground roadkill-based meat byproduct (China), baked with pineapple rings on top of it (3). It kind of tastes somewhere between a horse/pork sausage with something "rotten-corpsey" about it.

Who cooked the horfeporkey? It smells like the morgue hade a bake sale.

horfeporkey by biskerwhisket May 14, 2024