Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Loaf

A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.

Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Horse Pork

No one really knows what it means…

That chicks got some Horse Pork on her.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Hemmy

The loving name for the sentient bulbous growth (hemorrhoid) in one’s ass whom was conceived through passionate butt sex and pooping too hard.

We had a long drawn out custody battle over who would get to keep Hemmy.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 03, 2024