Chimp-Arm's definitions

Kiaper

Cum diaper

Yo! I just saw some huge milkers and filled my Kiaper!

by Chimp-Arm October 11, 2024

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024

Hilling

Guys be jacking it, girls be jilling it, and the trans be hilling it. The act of masturbating your mutilated transgenitals.

Jack turned to Jill and went to hill, and he hasn’t stopped hilling since.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Horse Pork

No one really knows what it means…

That chicks got some Horse Pork on her.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Hemmy

The loving name for the sentient bulbous growth (hemorrhoid) in one’s ass whom was conceived through passionate butt sex and pooping too hard.

We had a long drawn out custody battle over who would get to keep Hemmy.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Dirty Piggy

When you’re hitting it from behind, and slip your fist into her ass unexpectedly , causing you’re arm to be muddy with shit, and her to oink aggressively.

I was making love with my old lady last night, and gave her the dirty piggy. It took my an hour to get my arm completely clean before it crust maxed.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024