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horticulture 

A subsistence pattern distinguished by intensive gardening. Essentially small-scale farming, growing all manner of vegetables, fruits, herbs, and other plant products.

In societies that subsist on horticulture, there is a strong association with matrilineal families; daughters inherit the land from their mothers. The men clear a patch of forest for a garden and the women take over. This is usually accomplished by slash-and-burn.

The most important relationship in a horticultural society is usually the bond between brother and sister (as opposed to between father and son in many farming societies); a woman marries and her husband is recognized as the father of her children, husband and wife generally live separately and the main father figure for her children is their maternal uncle.
Among the societies that practice horticulture are the Maroons of Suriname, the Mosuo and Naxi of China, and numerous indigenous peoples in Indonesia and the Americas, like the Iroquois, Navajo, Hopi, Zuni, and Zapotec. All of these nations are traditionally matrilineal.
horticulture by Lorelili November 7, 2012

Horticulting 

Taking clippings from expensive plants from expensive neighborhoods and make clones. To avoid buying expensive plants. The new Street Mentality
Horticulting is art
Horticulting by Doc Julz October 23, 2010

uphill horticulturalist 

1.giver of anal sex whilst standing up2. vertical shit shoveller
drop your pants you are about to experience the wonderful power of me, an uphill horticulturalist.

horticulture 

The use of one word, to mean two, three or four words in a sentence.
You can lead a HORTICULTURE but you can't make her think.
horticulture by Kfur74 November 19, 2007

urban horticulturalist 

right now im an urban horticulturalist

hertical 

kinda like a vertical, but horizontal, a hertical.
Trevor has mad hertical, he can jump like 76 feet...horizontal
hertical by Joey Lee June 7, 2005
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