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Hormonica 

A word one can use, while in a loud public area, to describe someone across the room. It has no real meaning but can be affiliated with things like: a bitch, someone who takes their top off and waves it wildly above their head, someone who beats up others in public bathrooms, a woman with large breasts (which she uses as part of her 'arse'nal when proceeding to beat up people in public toilets), and someone who stands beside skinny men.
"I say Joe, that woman over there seems to be acting like a COMPLETE hormonica!"

"I agree George, but I'm slightly confused as to what exactly 'hormonica' means..."
Hormonica by Gemma Sanders April 11, 2008
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hot harmonica 

When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?
hot harmonica by Bobasnotdead July 24, 2017

Beef harmonica 

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?

Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.

Natural Harmonia Gropius 

The awesomest pokemon character ever, Natural Harmonia Gropius (aka N) is a sexy beast who can talk to any pokemon. Better get on his good side so he doesn't get a big dragon to take over the world.
Person one: "who's your favorite human character in pokemon?"
Person two: "Marni-"
Person one: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS"
Person two: "You're right! He IS the best, isn't he!"

Harmonicore 

A genre of music created in central Ontario, in between the years 2003-2004. Music studies have proved in the history of time that harmonicore was a mixture of the musical instrument 'harmonica' and 'metalcore' a genre of music consisting of several breakdowns , repetition and screaming.

Huge fan base in eastern Europe, Holland, and South America. Some may say that it blesses unborn fettuses with gracious words and luck.
Tight Pants - OmGaWdZ h4V y3W h3rD d4t K3Wl b4nD 0n m-EYE-Sp4Ce

Black hair - OMG HARMONICORE IS SO GOOD, HIS BIRDS ARE GRACE.

Tight pants - n0.
Harmonicore by Michael Catsburg January 11, 2007

Horanical 

Having the natural beauty of a man from North Carolina with roots in the British Isles
As Gina saw Samuel remove his workshirt, she couldn't help but be enthralled by his tight abs and horanical jawline.
Horanical by OoEe February 28, 2008