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Hornificent 

Something that makes you exceedingly horny.
a) I didn't expect 'The Devil's Advocate' to be such a hornificent movie!

b) Hey, did you see Pam in her new dress? She looks positively hornificent!

c) Dave doesn't look like much, but he has hornificent abs. He was topless as I walked in on him testing out his new infrared goggles. Had I known what infrared goggles were for, I would not have stood there trying to act casual, as he watched the heat pulsing from my vulva.
Hornificent by Caligula1234 September 27, 2009

Horrotica 

Porn that will give you a boner but make you too terrified to do anything about it.
Garth: Hey wanna watch my new porno?
Dean: Sure.

An Hour Later

Garth: So what did you think
Dean: It scared me stiff.
Garth: Thats why it's called Horrotica.
Horrotica by Jonathanius January 12, 2009

Horrifuckus 

A term used by the movie reviewer Nostalgia Critic to describe the horror of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III after a nervous breakdown.
It's so bad I'm forced to make up a word to describe how bad it is.... This movie is... is... Horrifuckus.
Horrifuckus by NC-fan December 16, 2009

hornification 

To make something become horny over a series of arousing events.
After hours of intense hornification Michelle finally got me in bed.
hornification by asdfghjertertt March 13, 2008

Horrifidous 

Something so awful that it’s a mixture of horrific and horrendous, therefore becomes horrifidous.
I can’t believe how horrifidous Sonia looks today. I think she was drinking beer with Alphy down Castlefields all night.
Horrifidous by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021

horrific 

something that is extremely unusual and cause you mental pain or distress
seeing that person naked was so horrific that i can never look them in the eye ever again
horrific by crazymusicdudette January 1, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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