Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.
"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"
"the hellman stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"
Extreme fluidity in the crotch area; may have the desire to grind on oddbody parts of partner. Thoughts of engaging in slut-like behavior with the opposite sex due to being turn down for sex or partner refusing. May speak of vulgar sexually explicit acts. Symptoms include: wet underwear, dizziness, electrical impulses in clitorial area; women equivalent to blue balls
-I was gonna put out but he refused; now I have hornitis.
- Never leave your girl with the case of hornitits
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).