horitis

A series of random and seemingly unrelated illnesses resulting from over-exposure to the collective bodily fluids of a large random sample of humans

Gotta call in sick today.....got a case of the horitis.

horitis by maker_breaker_213 July 15, 2014

hoeitis 

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Hoeitis 

The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf

Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore

Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

Hritish 

A Hritish is a cool guy who has a good taste in music. He is helpful and kind and says NO to drugs. He hates old memes and garbage music like K-Pop and Aryan Gandu. He is an african amerian and hangs out with his niggas Kanye West and Asap Rocky.

Oh my god! Everyone likes Hritish!

Hritish by Fart Nigga April 3, 2019

Horptish 

When you can't think of something creative and you have to express yourself somehow. Can also be used in place of a profanity.

"Hey Nick, wanna go to the store?" "Ah, horptish, why not?

Horptish by Sh@d0w1ntr0113r September 14, 2011

Hoitis 

When an individual acts like a ho and begins to terrorize people with his/her hoey ways

Hariette is suffering from hoitis

Hoitis by Anagh May 14, 2018

Hornitis 

Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.

"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"

"the hell man stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"

Hornitis by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020