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Horneliness
Horneliness by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019
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Hornerize • Cornerize • Hornerism • horserider • Harperized • hoarkerize • hookerized • horneeze • Horneliness • hornerinner
hookerized
Craigslist term for a phone number composed of numeric digits and spelled-out numbers. Many CL posters/spammers use this technique:
- to avoid autodialers,
- to prevent harvesting / resale of their phone numbers,
- to make it more difficult for flaggers to find their multiple ads by searching on their phone number.
Origin: Supposedly, prostitutes who use CL to advertise in multiple cities or spam / overpost in one location originated the technique.
- to avoid autodialers,
- to prevent harvesting / resale of their phone numbers,
- to make it more difficult for flaggers to find their multiple ads by searching on their phone number.
Origin: Supposedly, prostitutes who use CL to advertise in multiple cities or spam / overpost in one location originated the technique.
hookerized by TANSTAAFL1 May 26, 2011
horneeze
that feeling when you're gonna sneeze but you dont sneeze and you feel like sneezing really bad aka horny for sneeze
'hey what's up with you?'
'man i'm horneeze'
'God, i hate that feeling'
*you're gonna sneeze and someone interupts you*
'goddamit shakeel you made me horneeze, now that sneeze's never gonna happen'
'gee, sorry mate'
'man i'm horneeze'
'God, i hate that feeling'
*you're gonna sneeze and someone interupts you*
'goddamit shakeel you made me horneeze, now that sneeze's never gonna happen'
'gee, sorry mate'
horneeze by Xxxquickscope420xxX September 8, 2014
Harperized
The state of intoxication that can only come from having the legendary Ocean County Titos connoisseur as your bartender.
Man, you look like you drank way too much last night!
Yep, I was trying to be responsible but then I got Harperized.
Yep, I was trying to be responsible but then I got Harperized.
Harperized by HARPoon to the Liver August 22, 2021
hoarkerize
1. v. To play a trick or a joke on someone. Very similar to a stag, only without much planning or forethought. 2. n. hoarkerization. 3. v.i. hoarkerizing, hoarkerized.
"Dude, let's hoarkerize Alan by lighting his english assignment on fire, then, when he starts freaking out, we'll piss on it to put it out!"
hoarkerize by JnglKng April 14, 2005
hip-hoperize
1. The practice of getting your friends jobs where you work.
2. The practice of creating a job for friends in a corporation where you work. Even though the job is complete bullshit.
2. The practice of creating a job for friends in a corporation where you work. Even though the job is complete bullshit.
hip-hoperize by Frantz August 8, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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