hoarkerize

1. v. To play a trick or a joke on someone. Very similar to a stag, only without much planning or forethought. 2. n. hoarkerization. 3. v.i. hoarkerizing, hoarkerized.

"Dude, let's hoarkerize Alan by lighting his english assignment on fire, then, when he starts freaking out, we'll piss on it to put it out!"

hoarkerize by JnglKng April 14, 2005

Hornerize 

To fuck up.To make a complete cock up of anything. Cause to be unstructured or disordered or operating according to no principal or idea.

Peter took over and fucked everything up , in fact it was completely hornerized

Hornerize by Bandit909 January 20, 2010

hookerized 

Craigslist term for a phone number composed of numeric digits and spelled-out numbers. Many CL posters/spammers use this technique:

- to avoid autodialers,

- to prevent harvesting / resale of their phone numbers,

- to make it more difficult for flaggers to find their multiple ads by searching on their phone number.

Origin: Supposedly, prostitutes who use CL to advertise in multiple cities or spam / overpost in one location originated the technique.

Hookerized CL post: For a good time, call Jenny: 8 (six) (seven) - 5 (three) 0 (nine). (867-5309)

hookerized by TANSTAAFL1 May 26, 2011

Harperized 

The state of intoxication that can only come from having the legendary Ocean County Titos connoisseur as your bartender.

Man, you look like you drank way too much last night!
Yep, I was trying to be responsible but then I got Harperized.

Harperized by HARPoon to the Liver August 22, 2021

Harkerie

an insult to white people, only white people can say

you little harkerie

Harkerie by ggfhghngfhjjfg May 24, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008