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Hopejacking 

attempting to change the topic of a thread in efforts to shift attention away or towards another topic or person.

Mr. Dodgeball: Today is a nice day
Giggles: I'll own you on the court.
Miss Dodgeball: Your right, the sun is shinning beautiful
Giggle: Get it Miss Dodgeball, your going down at PU
Mr. Dodgeball: Why don't you leave back to hell.
Dodge1: Giggles stop Hopejacking! We're talking about the weather.
Hopejacking by Lucha Dodge October 17, 2007
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Hoebacking 

When you can't decide what you want to eat and waste copious amounts of time going over your options.
I'm hoebacking so hard right now, should I get chicken and chips or pizza?!
Hoebacking by BMS Thornton & SB Sandri September 14, 2014

HoeJacking Season 

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”
Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season

hojacking 

When a women sleeps with another women's husband with the intent to take over a wife's spousal, family and child-rearing responsibilities rather than establishing her own.
By hojacking my husband, that woman was able to sleep him, earn his trust, got him to turn his back on me, take her side and divorce me simply so she could insert herself between me and the kids and exert influence over them like she had a real relationship with them.
hojacking by Ghost-Sway January 8, 2025

hatejacking 

Angrily working your member.

When you come to fruition and blast a hole in your wall with the power of 1000 suns, either because of premature postnut guilt turned into anger out of sexual frenzy, or because you didn't want to jerk it in the first place and sort of rape-masturbated yourself, being converted to anger/extreme self hatred by a similar sexual frenzy. Can be triggered by other means
I was watching porn yesterday and saw a girl that looked my ex. There wasn't even enough time to get sad because I was thrown into a cycle of hatejacking and now my cock is peeling like sunburn

Hyperjacking

Hyperjacking, the act of jacking off with the intention of breaking the speed of sound.
Last night I was hyperjacking and almost teletrasported into the milky way.
Hyperjacking by Simonalamona123 February 3, 2026
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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