Hopejacking 

attempting to change the topic of a thread in efforts to shift attention away or towards another topic or person.

Mr. Dodgeball: Today is a nice day
Giggles: I'll own you on the court.
Miss Dodgeball: Your right, the sun is shinning beautiful
Giggle: Get it Miss Dodgeball, your going down at PU
Mr. Dodgeball: Why don't you leave back to hell.
Dodge1: Giggles stop Hopejacking! We're talking about the weather.

Hopejacking by Lucha Dodge October 17, 2007

Hoebacking 

When you can't decide what you want to eat and waste copious amounts of time going over your options.

I'm hoebacking so hard right now, should I get chicken and chips or pizza?!

Hoebacking by BMS Thornton & SB Sandri September 14, 2014

HoeJacking Season 

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”

Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season

HoeJacking Season by SchickHydroLong June 15, 2018

hojacking 

When a women sleeps with another women's husband with the intent to take over a wife's spousal, family and child-rearing responsibilities rather than establishing her own.

By hojacking my husband, that woman was able to sleep him, earn his trust, got him to turn his back on me, take her side and divorce me simply so she could insert herself between me and the kids and exert influence over them like she had a real relationship with them.

hojacking by Ghost-Sway January 8, 2025

hatejacking 

Angrily working your member.

When you come to fruition and blast a hole in your wall with the power of 1000 suns, either because of premature postnut guilt turned into anger out of sexual frenzy, or because you didn't want to jerk it in the first place and sort of rape-masturbated yourself, being converted to anger/extreme self hatred by a similar sexual frenzy. Can be triggered by other means

I was watching porn yesterday and saw a girl that looked my ex. There wasn't even enough time to get sad because I was thrown into a cycle of hatejacking and now my cock is peeling like sunburn

hatejacking by worldclasspornaddict June 25, 2025

Hyperjacking

Hyperjacking, the act of jacking off with the intention of breaking the speed of sound.

Last night I was hyperjacking and almost teletrasported into the milky way.

Hyperjacking by Simonalamona123 February 3, 2026