hojacking 

When a women sleeps with another women's husband with the intent to take over a wife's spousal, family and child-rearing responsibilities rather than establishing her own.

By hojacking my husband, that woman was able to sleep him, earn his trust, got him to turn his back on me, take her side and divorce me simply so she could insert herself between me and the kids and exert influence over them like she had a real relationship with them.

hojacking by Ghost-Sway January 8, 2025

p-hacking 

Exploiting –perhaps unconsciously - researcher degrees of freedom until p<.05.

That finding seems to have been obtained through p-hacking, the authors dropped one of the conditions so that the overall p-value would be less than .05.

She is a p-hacker, she always monitors data while it is being collected.

p-hacking by PProf March 1, 2012

p-hacking 

Manipulation of statistics such that the desired outcome assumes "statistical significance", usually for the benefit of the study's sponsors. Usually done by ex post facto choice of significance labels and simple reporting of results as being conclusive regardless of calculated p-value. This depends on the public's general lack of understanding of statistical measures and press non-reportage of details.

Also the basis of nutrition research.

Study: "Soy protein was shown to reduce cancer rates in rats with a p <1.0" (effectively random data)

Next day's headline: "Soy Cures Cancer"

Sales soar 1000%

p-hacking = Profit.

p-hacking by Cortical Vortex June 12, 2015

hacking the jackoff 

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.

Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.

hacking the jackoff by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2017

hacking the mainframe 

smacking random buttons on your keyboard so it sound like your doing something really cool, and not looking while you do it.

hey are you smaking buttons on a keyboard? "no, im hacking the mainframe"

hacking the mainframe by Wild-goat-cheese February 18, 2010

tengo hacking 

Commonly known as hacking and having a small penis on Phantom Forces.

Person 1: "Did you see that faggot tengo hacking on Phantom Forces?"
Person 2: "Yeah, lets votekick that loser"

tengo hacking by DarkEthnic June 1, 2020

hoaching 

To teem with. To have a plentiful supply of. Scottish in origin

This place is hoaching with midges

hoaching by alexandp January 12, 2009