hatejacking 

Angrily working your member.

When you come to fruition and blast a hole in your wall with the power of 1000 suns, either because of premature postnut guilt turned into anger out of sexual frenzy, or because you didn't want to jerk it in the first place and sort of rape-masturbated yourself, being converted to anger/extreme self hatred by a similar sexual frenzy. Can be triggered by other means

I was watching porn yesterday and saw a girl that looked my ex. There wasn't even enough time to get sad because I was thrown into a cycle of hatejacking and now my cock is peeling like sunburn

hatejacking by worldclasspornaddict June 25, 2025

hatefucking 

Consensual sex between people who hate each other.

We hate each other. How about some hatefucking?

hatefucking by Sex Jerry February 22, 2013

Hamjacking 

Tearing it up.
Kind of sexual but not really.
Pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.

or

The stealing of one's Ham or Ham product

or

Nagging.
Getting on someone's case.
Fucking Up

or

Doing something good; helping. Might sound sexual.

Yo dude, I totally just hamjacked at croquet yesterday.

Bro, that crazy ass bitch just hamjacked my fucking bacon!

Stop hamjacking me bitch!

Yesterday, after the party man, Lauren hamjacked me all the way home.

Hamjacking by Iknowhowtohamjack July 22, 2012

hatejerking 

"hatejerking", verb: The act of masturbation performed under situations of duress or extreme emotional turmoil. See also, "rapejerking".

"That bitch pissed me off so bad I had to go to the bathroom and to do some hatejerking."

"Hatejerking?"

"Yeah. I got going so good I climaxed and punched myself right in the balls."

hatejerking by Asmodeus the Magnificent September 22, 2011

HoeJacking Season 

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”

Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season

HoeJacking Season by SchickHydroLong June 15, 2018

hashjacking 

When somebody else jacks your or others hashtags to promote there twitter page or product

Example of Hashjacking:
Omg check out this cool thing or a tweet full of hashtags
#NYCMarathon
#PrimarySchoolMemories
#Secondaryschoolmemories
#IveAlwaysWantedTo

hashjacking by zqtwho November 6, 2011

Hopejacking 

attempting to change the topic of a thread in efforts to shift attention away or towards another topic or person.

Mr. Dodgeball: Today is a nice day
Giggles: I'll own you on the court.
Miss Dodgeball: Your right, the sun is shinning beautiful
Giggle: Get it Miss Dodgeball, your going down at PU
Mr. Dodgeball: Why don't you leave back to hell.
Dodge1: Giggles stop Hopejacking! We're talking about the weather.

Hopejacking by Lucha Dodge October 17, 2007