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hoopelhead 

an ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-dick, dumb-ass cocksucker.
E.B. Farnum is a hoopelhead.
hoopelhead by Joe Wilson April 18, 2005

gooterhead 

That is a dumbass. That's what that is.
That gooterhead smoked some crack and had some holes in the hotel room and got cement all over the walls...and he doesn't do concrete work.
gooterhead by Bob Binachi January 22, 2007

hootered up 

when someone is drunk or extremely buzzed.
Mom and dad were all hootered up when they came home from the bar, they couldn't stop giggling.
hootered up by cassc4413 December 28, 2009

Hooterwank 

A friend or an associate that acts like a goofball in a douchebag that just needs to sit down and shut up
Hooterwank That Hooter wank needs to stop
Hooterwank by Fryedaddy1981 July 8, 2019

heavily hootered 

An adjective describing God's gracious gift of an exceptionally large bosom.
John: Five o'clock my man! Check out the biknockulars on that one!
Rick: By George is that woman is heavily hootered. I mean cannons, people! Big ol' boobies!
heavily hootered by dawg32123212345 September 28, 2008

hookermeat 

When a person has an ugly face but a body good enough to be a hooker..which isn't that good anyways so its like a double insult
Oh my god...your such a flippin hookermeat
hookermeat by boxness August 8, 2007