Hoobanger

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.

"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"

by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015

Hoobanger

A joint, or marijuana cigarette; Exclusively referred to as "Strapping up a hoobanger"; Derived from the northwestern region of Wyoming, and more prevalent, and spoken fluently near Jackson, WY.

Bro No. 1: "Hey bro wanna strap up a hoobanger?"

Bro No. 2: "For sure man, Lets strap one up and go the the show!"

by The night creature 1990 December 18, 2017

hoobanger

a kick ass partier. See Calahooligan

Steve is one kick ass hoobanger who knows how to party it up.

by Steve- O September 9, 2003

Hoobanger wannabe

someone who wishes s/he lived in the "Hoo" so they could party it up with Steve-o!

Amanda is the biggest hoobanger wannabe! YEAH!!!

by LaLa January 29, 2004

hoonanery

A large commotion. People acting in a ridiculous manner.

I will not be involved with such hoonanery!

by Andy J. Robertson November 16, 2006

hobaggery

1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.

You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!

by kristanelise October 27, 2006

woobanger

A blunt, or joint of marijuana mixed with cocaine.

Yo kid I killed a fat woobanger to my dome peice

by Treewalker May 26, 2004